The evil wait

...can kiss my ass!

Since I took B6 this go-round, this cycle should end next Friday. But I'm 7 DPO now, so I'll probably test sooner just because I can barely frickin' stand it now! Please grant me the strength to wait until Monday to POAS so I won't waste a whole dolla dolla before at least 10 DPO.

Buttfuckingsomeofabitch....I have no patience.

It would have been nice to say 'yes.'

I just got asked if I was having a baby. Actually, the convo went...

Brave Cleaning Guy: "You're about to have a baby, huh?"

Me with red dagger eyes: "Huh. Nope, just fat. But thanks!"

He just walked away.

I admit this shirt is not all that flattering! Guess the 30 day shred isn't helping my lower gut much. Damn bloat. Is it bloat if it stays there all the time? lolz. Thanks Mr. Cleaning Guy! Made.my.day.

::goes back to starving self::

Totally forgot to mention...

WE'RE GOING ON A VACAY!!!

Whoo hoo!

The ILs have a condo in Michigan that they leave here to spend the summer every year. They offered to pay all our expenses for the week. We plan to go to a large music festival that they have there. They also bought a boat and a jetski in prep for our visit. Yes, you heard me correctly. THEY FREAKING BOUGHT A BOAT AND A JETSKI SINCE WE'RE GOING TO COME. They go every year and are just now buying these. I kinda feel bad, but I enjoy a free ride...it's not like we asked. They begged.

A friend of theirs lives nearby and he offered to help us with designing our house. ::hypervenilates:: Free home design. Must.prepare.all.ideas.NOW!!!

So, another month of the 30 day shred or I will be looking like overstuffed sausage in my tankini. Joy.

::please let me be pg to use as an excuse::

Just joking....but not really!

Summertime!

So that means it's time for a haircut.

Before...

After...I got hi and lo lights too.



I'm already dreading the bangs.

Making the day better

From DH this morning...

The thermometer is on vacay

I'm on CD 7. Period has been over for the past 2 days. I haven't touched my thermometer this cycle yet. I think I don't want to. We're considering the sex.all.the.time route, but I'm scared. I feel like I have to give it all we've got. I think I'll still use OPKs, so with that and sex everyday, is there really any need to temp? ::sigh:: I don't know.

Thoughts?

Negative

BF one yesterday @ 9 DPO. Still early I guess. I'll test tomorrow again @ 11 DPO.

Blech.